Two old women having a coffee

one says to the other

"did you come on the bus"

she said "yes but I made it look like an asthma attack"

Q. WHATS THE BEST THING ABOUT A BLOW JOB?

A. 10 MINUTES SILENCE

Q. WHY IS A PUSSY LIKE A TOILET SEAT?

A. THEY BOTH FEEL GOOD, BUT YOU WONDER WHOS BEEN THERE BEFORE YOU

Q. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PREGNANT WOMAN AND A LIGHT BULB?

A. YOU CAN UNSCREW A LIGHT BULB

Q. HOW DO YOU MAKE A WOMAN SCREAM AN HOUR AFTER SEX?

A. WIPE YOUR DICK ON THE CURTAINS

Q. WHATS THE DEFINITION OF A MALE CHAUVINIST PIG?

A. A BLOKE WHO HATES EVERY BONE IN A WOMANS BODY, EXCEPT HIS OWN

Q. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR WIFE AND YOUR JOB?

A. AFTER FIVE YEARS YOUR JOB WILL STILL SUCK

Q. WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A. BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE BALLS TO SCRATCH

Q. WHY IS THERE NO WOMEN ON THE MOON?

A. IT DOESN'T NEED TIDING UP YET

Q. WHATS THE SMARTEST THING TO COME OUT A WOMANS MOUTH?

A. ALBERT EINSTEINS COCK

Q. WHATS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MUSCLE IN A WOMAN?

A. A PENIS

Q. WHY DO WOMEN CLOSE THIER EYES DURING SEX?

A. BECAUSE THEY HATE TO SEE MEN HAVING A GOOD TIME

Q. WHAT DOES A 75 YEAR OLD WOMEN HAVE BETWEEN HER BREASTS THAT A 20YEAR OLD ONE DOESN'T?

A. HER BELLY BUTTON